A Lil’ Corn to Make Your Day Pop

I’m not a fan of corny jokes.  My best friend since 9th grade, however, is the queen of corn.  She hasn’t heard a bad joke yet that she didn’t like.  In fact, the more corny it is, the harder she laughs!

So…I’m a little shocked to say that I’ve crossed over JUST a little to the corny side of humor today.  I’ve found Christian joke websites.

Now, wait, wait.  Before you go rolling your eyes or judging, hear me out!  I’ve always had a healthy sense of humor, but “healthy” only refers to its size.  I love dark comedy.  I’m the type to laugh at terrible–TERRIBLE–jokes.  I’m trying to clean that up, too, though.  I mean, if I’m going to have a more clean spirit, I have to do a full overhaul.  And it’s not an overnight thing, so I definitely have time to find more “edgy” Christian jokes.

*Glares at the last sentence*…if that’s not an oxymoron for ya…

Okay, okay.  Here’s one funny I found today worth sharing from Christian-Jokes.net!

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to “honor thy father and thy mother,” she asked “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?” Without missing a beat one little boy answered, “Thou shall not kill.”

Know any good jokes?

~ Ashley

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4 thoughts on “A Lil’ Corn to Make Your Day Pop

  1. Twyla Griffin

    Pastor’s Business Card

    A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house
    it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.

    Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote “Revelation 3:20” on the back of it and stuck it in the door. When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he
    found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, “Genesis 3:10.”

    Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins “Behold, I stand at the door and knock.”
    Genesis 3:10 reads, “I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked.”

    Reply
    1. TheSpiritedNerd Post author

      Here’s another from the website:

      God looks down and notices that Adam is all alone while all the animals have companions, so he decides to create a companion for man as well. He comes to see Adam and says to him, “Adam, you are my greatest creation and therefore, I am going to create for you the ultimate companion. She will worship the very ground you walk on, she will long for you and no other, she will be highly intelligent, she will wait on you hand and foot and obey your every command, she will be beautiful, and all it will cost you is an arm and a leg.” Thinking for a few moments, Adam replies, “What could I get for a rib?”

      ROTFL!

      Reply
  2. Pingback: Christians ARE funny, too! | The Spirited Nerd

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