I’m not a fan of corny jokes. My best friend since 9th grade, however, is the queen of corn. She hasn’t heard a bad joke yet that she didn’t like. In fact, the more corny it is, the harder she laughs!
So…I’m a little shocked to say that I’ve crossed over JUST a little to the corny side of humor today. I’ve found Christian joke websites.
Now, wait, wait. Before you go rolling your eyes or judging, hear me out! I’ve always had a healthy sense of humor, but “healthy” only refers to its size. I love dark comedy. I’m the type to laugh at terrible–TERRIBLE–jokes. I’m trying to clean that up, too, though. I mean, if I’m going to have a more clean spirit, I have to do a full overhaul. And it’s not an overnight thing, so I definitely have time to find more “edgy” Christian jokes.
*Glares at the last sentence*…if that’s not an oxymoron for ya…
Okay, okay. Here’s one funny I found today worth sharing from Christian-Jokes.net!
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to “honor thy father and thy mother,” she asked “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?” Without missing a beat one little boy answered, “Thou shall not kill.”
Know any good jokes?