My husband…*shakes head*…my husband has a way with words.
The word is “cornball,” and my husband used it with a vengeance for an hour last night.
Go ahead, Google it*, I’ll wait. Yes, you see that definition? Did you check the one underneath it from UrbanDictionary.com? I’m assuming that’s the definition he was going with! (Side note: I encourage you to only read the first definition if you click that link. I don’t know how you feel about…language…but I can promise you that by the time you reach #4 you won’t be too pleased. I’m just saying!) A video game avatar frustrated him to the point where everything—everything!—was called a cornball last night!
Me: “Is there, like, one particular cornball?”
Him: “All of ’em! I’m confused at how cornball they’re acting. I’m ashamed to call them my teammates. Such cornballs!”
Well…okay. Very interesting. Let’s get to that asterisk, shall we?!
I received an email that had all these corny “letters” and I just had to share this one with you:
I’ve never heard anyone say, “I dunno. Let’s Yahoo! it.” I’m just saying…
HAHAHAHAHAHA! I lurves it!